I've had my gaming PC for a little over three years now, though it's changed quite a bit in that amount of time. I'm very proud of my rig. I named her Patricia Claymore, or Patty C for short. Or PC for shorter. Or P for shortest. I'd post the specs for fun, but nobody likes a guy bragging about his setup-- and they like even less when another PC user comes in and one-ups those specs with his specs, etc. etc. And I only have a few measly sentences at the beginning of each post in which to capture your attention, so I really shouldn't let that go to waste talking abou--
Wait. Crap.
Well, if you've made it this far, kudos. Today's topic, kids, comes on the heels of the release details of Alan Wake for PC (coming Feb. 16 at $29.99), listed here. In case you don't recall Alan Wake, don't worry; it came out as an Xbox exclusive in 2010. It's 2012. Nobody's holding that against you.